One Ring to Rule Them All
Aug 25, 2026
Ladies, Theydies, and Gentlethems! Behold Trixie's newly-acquired ring of destiny: the one and only Oura Ring! A small and gleaming metallic circlet wherein the chronicles of the mortal frame are…
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models, moguls, actors, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants, and even humanoids. If one thing can be said about these two preternaturally gorgeous queens' podcast, it's that Trixie and Katya find the sheer, unadulterated beauty of pure insanity. Tune in every week to experience the auditory pleasure that is The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bald and Beautiful with Trixie and Katya ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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The Ballad of Merrily and Bob
Aug 18, 2026
From a nameless wind-swept Midwest town came Merrily, an innocent creature bound for Hollywood beneath a horrible perm, her face entombed in pancake makeup thick enough to withstand the California…
We Finally Explain Art
Aug 11, 2026
Art, to us beautiful biological women, is the residue produced when consciousness attempts to impose intelligibility upon the otherwise rudimentary foundation of existence. It's a beautiful and…
Some Like It Hot & Flaky
Aug 04, 2026
Hey there, homemakers: why serve your hungry brood another dreary, bare-faced supper when the smart modern cook can tuck beef, chicken, ham, veggie dogs, Cyclospora-laden lettuce, and even…
Wear Your Virtue, Broadcast Your Bouquet with Trixie and Katya
Jul 28, 2026
We here at Bald, LLC are proud to present: "The Essence of Consequence," our ultra-natural deodorant lovingly compounded from Icelandic aloe, pulverized cedar bark, ceremonial Scottish peat, and the…
The Magic of Movements with Trixie and Katya
Jul 21, 2026
Across the porcelain provinces of our human experience, each soul leaves behind its own small testament; some solemn and substantial, with others fleeting as a whispered flush under the gentle glow…
Commuter? I Hardly Know Her! with Trixie and Katya
Jul 14, 2026
The City of Los Angeles, in the full radiance of its civic wisdom and an ambition matched only by its bewildering infrastructure, proudly announces the inauguration of a new subway line connecting…
Maria Bamford Can Bomb Anywhere, So Why Drive? with Trixie
Jul 07, 2026
Once upon a time in a magical far-off land, Trixie Mattel, the undisputed Royal Duchess of Drag, believed herself to be best friends with Maria Bamford, the realm's undeniable Queen of Comedy. Having…
Ten Queens, Five Suitcases, No Dignity: All Stars Season 2 with Trixie and Katya
Jun 30, 2026
Dim the lights, dear podcast friends, and settle in for a delightful tale. In a world where no cohesive thought process exists for long, two drag queens sat before their microphones in a…
Robby Hoffman is Aggressively Kind with Trixie
Jun 23, 2026
Once upon a Silver Lake lanai, beneath a moon so bright it seemed personally sponsored by comradery and friendship, Dame Trixie Mattel met Emmy-nominated comedian and actor Robby Hoffman, and before…
A Ventriloquist Love Affair with Trixie and Katya
Jun 16, 2026
Take notice, patrons of both the curious and mechanically marvelous! Two celebrated drag-queen automatons seated in comfy chairs, shall speak herein for approximately one hour via the mysterious…
"You Smell Like Hospital" with Trixie and Katya
Jun 09, 2026
Upon the pale and trembling threshold of a Beverly Hills hospital bed, where machines blinked like tiny frigid stars and the kingdom of Katya's body had been besieged by a cruel and venomous…
Kelly Mantle Demands More Glamour and Less Clamor with Trixie
Jun 02, 2026
Like a velvet-cloaked goth privateer, Kelly Mantle strode into the podcast studio this week and set her microphone ablaze as if forged by fire in a glamorous volcano. With every story, Kelly summoned…
Leland's How-To-Guide for Musical Excellence with Trixie
May 26, 2026
To properly record and master this episode featuring acclaimed music producer and Drag Race Rusical songwriting and composing legend Leland, first establish a controlled conversational environment in…
Juno Birch Is a Little Less Blue with Trixie
May 19, 2026
Once upon a time, today's exceptionally iridescent guest was twilight-blue and hidden behind a cloak of pastel azure. Now that cerulean shell has loosened, revealing shades of the full spectrum long…
IMHO's Darby and Alexis Summon Charcuterie Spirits with Trixie
May 12, 2026
The city of Burbank was sweating secrets, and somewhere beneath the flicker of a dying neon sign, IMHO: The Podcast's Darby Lynn Cartwright & Alexis Bevels were cooking up a scheme with Katya’s name…
Courtney Act is Eminently Keen with Trixie and Katya
May 05, 2026
In today's class, myriad topics of interest and erudition will be covered, but first we shall crack open Miss Act's Rules of Grace and Refinement Vol. 1, beginning with the phrase, “Are you keen?”…
Thank you for Choosing Bald Airlines with Trixie and Katya
Apr 28, 2026
Ladies and gentlemen, as we taxi to the gate we'd like to thank you for choosing Bald Airlines, where every seat is first class and includes botox, estate planning, legally-binding mortuary…
Kristen Schaal and the Science of "Bricked" with Katya
Apr 21, 2026
According to the newly-published Schaal-Zamo Compendium of Physiological Sex Stuff, "Bricked" (or "Briqued" as it is colloquially known for females) is a coordinated bio-psycho-physiologic process…
Bobby and the Ice Queens with Trixie and Katya
Apr 14, 2026
Premiering this Summer off off off Broadway, it's "Bobby & the Ice Queens"! From a fired usher at "Spider Man: Turn Off the Dark" comes the glitter-drenched fever dream no sane theater critic saw…
An Open Letter to the Emmys with Trixie and Katya
Apr 07, 2026
Dearest esteemed leadership of the National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences. We respectfully and fervently request the honor of serving as presenters for the Lead Actress category during the…
A Triumph of Pure Delight with Trixie and Katya
Mar 31, 2026
What you are about to hear is the absolute apex of what humanity has frequently referred to as "joy." The following sixty-ish minutes of audio and video are a glorious, overflowing symphony of…
The Bride and the Betrothed with Trixie and Katya
Mar 24, 2026
Ms. Trixie Mattel and Ms. Katya Zamo kindly request the distinguished honor of your presence at their most magnificent nuptial celebration, where the theme shall be "Baroque Techno Jurassic Gothic…
The Squirtle Spurtle with Trixie and Katya
Mar 17, 2026
If you thought oatmeal recipes couldn't be sensual, you'd be dead wrong. Dim the lights, burn that bergamot arousal candle from your cousin's bachelorette party, and bring 1 cup of steel-cut oats to…
A Motherforking Clusterfluff with Trixie and Katya
Mar 10, 2026
Welcome back to another motherflocking, cockadoodle, son-of-a-biscuit episode of The Bald and the Beautiful, where our dolls yap their pretty little ash-offs about fame, folly, and every half-baked…
The Last Rites of Eternal Chaos with Trixie and Katya
Mar 03, 2026
You are cordially invited to attend a most distinguished yet eminently fake wake in honor of Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova, the undisputed queens of chaos, podcasts, and mirth. We shall…
This One Goes Out to All the Buttholes with Trixie and Katya
Feb 24, 2026
I am the ring that no laurels adorn,A puckered little star at the edge of the form.No medals are pinned to my tireless skin,Yet I toil and labor each day, all from within.
Through tempests of spice…
A Meditation on Fruit Cups and Resplendence with Trixie and Katya
Feb 17, 2026
In the majestic kingdom of sleep where the heavens are transformed into a silken washhouse of torrential storms, the clouds are wrung dry by invisible hands while heinous blonde flamingos are carried…
The Bald and the Breakfast with Trixie and Katya
Feb 10, 2026
Wake up and put on your nicest wiglet, Deborah! The sun is shining and it's time to head on down to The Bald & The Breakfast, Weho's newest morning hotspot where Trixie and Katya are slinging eggs…
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya
Feb 03, 2026
Dear Dr. Whiffenschtuppel, I write to you this day to express my deepest gratitude for changing my life. Long ago, I remember staring at my banana on the kitchen counter, bruised and drooping with…